So you got a blog, have you used your new profound status to its fullness? Why not? Starting a blog puts you on the map, you are now an influential person, a roving reporter, people want your opinions, your views (Especially good ones).

Ever wanted to walk into a club VIP style, tired of waiting in the queue (in the rain) want the manager to buy you drinks all night, Hmmm at least the first one… hey we could even take it further and lets look at free food from restaurants, free hotels, hey possibly even a brand spanking new BMW M3 to test out… Well read on.

Make up a press pass:

Get yourself down to the local office supplier. Order an A4 sheet of plastic laminate, possibly two, for trial and error.

Get a mug shot, lets say 2 passport photos with a good official pose. Or check through your favorite photos and find one you like with a neutral background.

Cut the picture about two inches square. Make sure the everything is neat. Even better, most internet shops, office suppliers usually have a handy cutterboard to make a professional-looking job.

Getting excited yet? Feeling kinda dangerous?

Right then. Sit down before your computer. You need a computer with a printer. Go to Word Processing and begin to write

You need to write the words, MEDIA and maybe the date and, of course, your blog logo, your name and some fancy bar code image you can find on Google. Once you have done your layout on the computer, print it, cut it to size and cover with plastic laminate.

Once produced, find a target, make a call and let them know who you are and you wish to come down and review the night for your blog which is pick up by millions of people. They put your name on the door, you turn up with your pocket cam, the press pass round your neck and looking like a right proper journalist.

(PS: It’s just a little fun and I will not be responsible for any embarrasement or law suits filed against you - lol)